While out jogging in the park, a young chap finds a brand new tennis ball. Seeing nobody around to claim it, he slips it into the pocket of his shorts and continues on.
A few yards from home, he reaches a pedestrian crossing. Waiting for the traffic to stop, a young lady standing next to him can’t help but notice the considerable bulge in his shorts. “Oh my,” she gasps, “whatever is THAT in your shorts?”
“Tennis ball,” replies the young man, still breathless from exercise.
“Oh poor you,” sympathises the woman, “I once had tennis elbow.”
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Barely 20 minutes after teeing off, a woman stumbles into the golf course clubhouse, grimacing in pain. “What happened?” the club pro asks.
“I got stung by a bee,” she replies.
“Where?”
“Between the first and second holes.”
“Hmmm,” murmurs the pro. “Sounds like your stance was a little too wide.”
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Go girl, great jokes! LMAO
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Looking for feedback from anyone who’s attended the NFL Hall of Fame induction ceremony and game.?
Planning on attending the 2008 Pro Football Hall of Fame induction ceremony and game w/friends. Would like to know specifics from anyone who’s been there before. What to expect, where to stay (I have reservations already, but can change them), what’s the crowd like, what NOT to do, what times to avoid / go to the Hall Museum, where to eat, where to play golf?
Anything you can think of that could help maximize time and avoid any problems. I run with a pretty rowdy group so info on good pubs and other entertainment is always appreciated.
Thanks in advance.
Doug
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What is a cool and unique game to play during a golf tournament?
I am running a golf tournament to help raise money for a local high school football team. I need games to play during the tournament. we already have closest to hole and longest drive.
what else do you have?
I am looking for games to play at each hole, not for the whole round
Here sre a few ideas from our outings ………..
This is a great contest and pretty good fundraiser also. On all of the par 3’s create a 15′ circle with chalk or rope and have players put $5 each on their tee shots.
If their ball goes in the circle – they get a raflle ticket along with all of the other winners. At the end of the tourney – draw one ticket and that person wins half the money. Yor orginization gets the other half!
On the par fives – have a closest to the hole on the second shot. Same concept as closest to the pin on the par 3’s – only this is on second shots.
Another alternative to longest drive is “straightest drive”. Have a chalk line drawn on a certain hole and whoeve drives their ball closest to the line wins. Helps the shorter hitters who cannont compete on longest drives
Skins is probably the most common game that give teams to win money on every hole.
Hope your tourney goes well!
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How do you save digital video clips onto a hard copy, like a CD/DVD so that I can play them on a DVD player to?
How do you save digital video clips onto a hard copy, like a CD/DVD so that I can play them on a DVD player to TV. Also, what type of DVD player would I require to play them. I have a digital camera that also takes videos (eg. golf swing)
Have a look at DVD Flick for creating DVDs – it’s simple and it’s free. The DVDs you make can be played in any DVD player. As a general rule, the cheaper the player the more compatible it is – this sounds counter intuitive, but it’s because the cheaper player are made from generic components, which don’t care about the DVD standards.